With April Fool’s Day yesterday and Easter this Sunday, we thought this joke from one of our 3 year-old’s, was very fitting!
Liam: Mom, there’s an Easter Bunny in our backyard!!!
Mom: Really, where?
Liam: Easter Fools!
I need a jolly rancher right now, so that I can be jolly about being up this early!
-Layla, age 5
Can I have a new mommy- you say no too much!
-Brayden, age 5
Garret: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Teacher: What?
Garret: Snow and tell!!!
A funny story from one of our sister schools!
We have a new 4 year old teacher and the children have really taken to her and her energy. She was leaving last week and she told the children “hasta mañana” and they looked at her kind of funny, she told them it means “see you tomorrow.” After that she said “hasta luego” and one of the little boys says back to her, “awesome legos!”
Now everyone (parents included) says “awesome legos” when leaving the room!
As we were going over some math problems in the car, and getting 5 right in a row, I told my son, “By George I think you got it!!” His reply…. “I think the pigs are gonna fly!”
At my nephews wedding all the ushers (ranging from 6-16 yrs old) were taking a group picture with one of their phones. The youngest one brought me the phone and said, hey look at our “us-ie” Even the kids are getting in on “selfie’s” these days!
After an episode of crying this morning because I told her that mommy was busy and she needed to be patient and wait for her chocolate milk, Ella tells me “you are ready for nothing and I am ready for everything!” 4 going on 14, the girl is wise beyond her years!
When trying to wake up my son and get him going on a Saturday, he says, “Mom it is early, I am still downloading!!!”
One day I took laundry out of dryer and handed them to the children. We were rushing to get ready and my 3 year old exclaims, “I looooove my HOT pants!”